once in a lifetime

GIVE US YOUR FILTHY MONEY

Born from the waste pile in the backyard...

A waste pile is not just a waste pile.

There are many magical bits that can turn into anything.

For many people, life itself contains as much value and meaning as a pile of random junk. We expect things to be neatly arranged on shelves, marked with appropriate catchphrases and funky titles, ready for us to pick as we choose and add to our trolley of instant fulfilment.
We end up with a pile of random garbage that starts to fill in around us.

Someone has to take care of the trash. All those discarded items, those things forgotten about... with the right kind of creative imagination a pile of junk can turn into a new found land of magic and miracles.

We saved Sensei Master Bing from the pile of junk in our back yard and because he is put together with the redemptive magic powers of the Trash World, he is saturated with it.

His wisdom does not only apply to rubbish dumps. Life is his rubbish dump and he is a hero that turns any part of life into an imaginative, creative miracle.

Right now we are in London. Capital of Wealth and Whatnot, birthplace of Master Bing. We have yet to find out what great wisdom the great master has to show us... what daring feats he will accomplish in this city and beyond...

INTRODUCING SENSEI MASTER BING!!

Grand High Reality Hack and platonic lover of babies, children and animals.

The exact origins of Master Bing are unknown to man. He was recently extracted from the discarded ruins of an abandoned pub, amidst a 10m2 pile of 'rubbish'. After carefully plucking him from obscurity with our own fingers, he gave us his signature trademark grin and in an inaudible series of clicks and grunts... he asked of us just one thing- to take him to AUSTRALIA, in exchange for this he will grant us ancient insights into his secret voodoo trash world.

"that's the best thing i've seen in my whole life!"


"have you seen his belt? it's fantastic!"


"that's so sweet!"
"what is?"
"i don't know..."